Callie Neylan

Callie Neylan

📍 Seattle, Washington

Was Zum Teufel?!

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 1 – While the world was busy gawking at disposed fetuses on airplanes and I was busy killing sassy Dachsunds, this week begins with Oslo and Mies’s last day with us. Will and I have decided that while yes, Weimaraners are wonderful dogs, they’

Pangea Day.

Despite the fact that I disagree with most of my country’s foreign policy decisions and ABSOLUTELY DETEST the Bush administration, I am still glad to be an American. This country is far from perfect, but it’s still a great place to live and the ideals upon which it

Vanilla Birthday Cake.

So, today is my birthday. For my birthday, I bought myself this lipgloss at Sephora, even though I frickin’ HATE going into Sephora. That store is nasty. But the lipgloss? IS IT TASTY! It will only complement the Pillsbury Moist Supreme Classic White Premium Cake Mix and Pillsbury Creamy Supreme

Was Zum Teufel?!

Tues Apr 08 – During this week filled with cherry blossoms, two-faced babies, deflated testicles, and thousands of canceled flights, today begins with Oslo telling me about this tracking test in Georgia that he read about online at Macon.com: The dogs were on a variable-surface tracking test, the toughest tracking

Good food.

One of the nice things about running fast and often with the Nike+ system is the extra calories you burn. You then have caloric leeway to eat more good food without your ass turning into a lump of lard. For example, one can eat more good food like this: Whole

Was Zum Teufel?!

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 15 – During this week of nothing happening because the Pope was in town and anything that may have happened PALED in comparison to a visit from P. Benedict the One Six, the Weims kinda laid low. Oslo was still recovering from his laser sterilization

White Space.

originally uploaded by Neylano. I have decided to periodically write about design under the title "White Space." Here’s my first entry, based on inspiration provided by the New York Times Magazine. I love this spread. I think that formally, it’s beautiful. The contrast and balance are

Good food.

Bia Stramondo Pistachio Cream. This stuff is TO DIE FOR. I made crepes with this one morning and Will and I had simultaneous orgasms right at the kitchen table in our cramped yet quaint little east coast apartment. I haven’t used it since, though. Trying to savor it as

Was Zum Teufel?!

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 22 – This week brings news of falling Barbie sales, cloned Labs, rescued newborns and Hillary bragging about how the U.S. can totally kick Iran’s ass if it wants to. Apparently, while Oslo lost his balls last week, she grew another set. Excuse

Una bella tazza di caffe.

I am in Seattle this week (hence, no WZT ’til I get back to DC) and have been drinking as much espresso as possible. Let this blog entry be my formal announcement that, in my honest opinion, Vivace has the best coffee in Seattle (the Café Nico. Mmmmmmmm….). Many of