Cute in DC.

Since I moved to DC, I have been drinking Bot water from time to time. Why? Well, mainly because when I first saw the bottle on the shelf at Whole Foods in Tenleytown, it was so cute that it reminded me of my friend Chang-Ling. Her whole MFA thesis was on the topic of cute. She’s from Taiwan and apparently, through her research, she discovered that Asians are like, a gazillion times cuter than Americans.

I know for a fact that Chang-Ling is way cuter than me. But I’m not sure she’s cuter than our friend Jason. He’s pretty damn cute, despite the fact that he’s 100% American. And from Utah! a RED STATE, no less.