Happy birthday to me.

IF APRIL 14 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Pass a few tests and you will be certified to succeed. Between now and the end of July, don’t take vacations or launch new initiatives and be a stickler about taking care of key responsibilities. In August concentrate on business rather than pleasure, as new romances might fizzle out. Be alert for unexpected opportunities or help from powerful places in November. Whatever you begin or plan will bear fruit and improve your existence. Next spring, love could become a prime ingredient in your life or impressive career successes may occur.

Hmmmm, I like the part about "impressive career successes". And as for the new romances? Doesn’t apply to me. I’m very happy with the one I have, thankyouverymuch.

Cute car, no? If we didn’t already have a car, I’d go buy myself a Toyota Yaris for my birthday. I love the industrial design of this car! And the gas mileage. Every time I see one, it makes me smile…