Just the facts, Jack.

Okay, so I’m not even going to go into here how PISSED OFF I was while driving home from Baltimore, listening to the McBimbos spewing all their hot, rancid air at the RNC last week. No, I won’t say anything. I won’t use the "F" word. I won’t SCREAM AND YELL ’til my lungs collapse. I won’t PUNCH AND SPIT ON the next person I hear talking favorably about the McBimbo ticket while waiting in line somewhere. I will not VIOLENTLY RAM INTO the back of the next car I see with a Bush/Cheney or McCain/Palin bumper sticker on it.

No, I will just ask that you read this.

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