Poor Honda.

Well, the cops called on Tuesday night saying they’d recovered our car. It’s basically trashed. They took the airbags, ruining the whole steering column and the dash. They cut the carpet, broke the glovebox, took the stereo, of course. And the door locks will all have to be replaced. But it wasn’t completely chopped. Right now it’s at the Honda dealership for a repair assessment.

The slimy thugs didn’t get Will’s mountaineering boots in the trunk, though, and those were the most valuable things in the car as far as we were concerned; Will had just broken them in and would’ve had to special order replacements. So that little silver lining was nice. We’ll find out tomorrow if the car was totalled or not.

I hate thieves!!! Note to self: buy the Club.

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