Was Zum Teufel?!

Tues Feb 19 – During this smash hit week of burning embassies, pissed off Serbs, and the overrated, red-carpeted spectacle that is the Oscars, today I found myself feeling very happy that dogs are not children. Why? Well, because my human children are just barely out of adolescence and I can

Tues Feb 26 – During this week of Hillary claiming this and Obama denying that, today starts off on a quiet note with not much happening here on Wisconsin Avenue. When I asked Oslo and Mies if they had anything funny to report for my column, Oslo mentioned reading an article

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Mar 04 – While most of the nation was riveted on Texas, Ohio, and the woman who sat on a toilet for two years, we were tuned in to something much more interesting: Oslo’s foot. While running yesterday with me, Mies, and our Nike+, the

Tues Mar 11 – Lots of stuff happened this past week, but nothing happened today. Unless you count my remembering something I left out of last week’s column. Will and I were walking in Georgetown to get breakfast at Le Pâtisserie Poupon when we passed a group of three women.

Tues Mar 25 – During this week of gored dogs, trained fish, and creepy crawlies, cette semaine begins with Will surgically removing three creepy crawlies (aka ticks). One from Mies, one from me, and one from Oslo. Please note that this is the FIRST TIME EVER that any of us has

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 1 – While the world was busy gawking at disposed fetuses on airplanes and I was busy killing sassy Dachsunds, this week begins with Oslo and Mies’s last day with us. Will and I have decided that while yes, Weimaraners are wonderful dogs, they’

Tues Apr 08 – During this week filled with cherry blossoms, two-faced babies, deflated testicles, and thousands of canceled flights, today begins with Oslo telling me about this tracking test in Georgia that he read about online at Macon.com: The dogs were on a variable-surface tracking test, the toughest tracking

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 15 – During this week of nothing happening because the Pope was in town and anything that may have happened PALED in comparison to a visit from P. Benedict the One Six, the Weims kinda laid low. Oslo was still recovering from his laser sterilization

originally uploaded by Neylano. Tues Apr 22 – This week brings news of falling Barbie sales, cloned Labs, rescued newborns and Hillary bragging about how the U.S. can totally kick Iran’s ass if it wants to. Apparently, while Oslo lost his balls last week, she grew another set. Excuse