Why dogs are better than children.

Another video to keep you entertained while I’m writing the next WZT; a perfect illustration of why one should always use condoms and raise dogs instead of children. Of all the times I’ve taken Oslo and Mies into the store or bank, NOT ONCE have they ever acted like this when they didn’t get a doggie biscuit. Of all the times I’ve taken Seth and Michaela into stores when they were little? Well, let’s just say that I’m still being treated for the PTSD that resulted from being a single parent.

I’m behind, I know. I’m trying to catch up but my days of living as a kept woman are about to come to a close. I’ve been working on a project for NPR and will start full-time there next week.

The Weims are pissed. They want nothing less than Mary Poppins as my replacement and I’m all like, well, I don’t think Julie Andrews is in that line of work anymore.